And we wonder why we've got a serious climate crisis?!

Seriously. Momma K checks the progress of her order on Fed Ex. Not known for pulling punches, the following conversation ensues:

Momma K: Those fucking morons.
Me: What?
Momma K: Well, (product deleted) will be arriving today, but it could've been hear yesterday. They're assholes.
Me: Why?
Momma K: Look at the tracking sheet
Me (scanning tracking sheet): arrives chicago, 12/14, arrives Dubuque IA, 12/15, arrives Chicago, 12/16... whoa. That's stupid.
Momma K: Chicago to New York, by way of Iowa?
Me: maybe Fed Ex is running for president.

For those keeping score, that's 360 extra miles for no good reason. And we wonder why we have a climate crisis?